The exercise in caution for a paper-over year and cautionary tale for any and all future rebuilds 2024 Chicago White Sox again stumbled deep into the recesses of fan hearts and dismissively pooped on Friday night, dropping a 3-0 loss to the St. Louis Cardinals that was both forgettable and depressing.
You can’t possibly want to read much about a game in which jagbag Brad Keller — BRAD KELLER, White Sox Public Enemy No. 1 back when our squad gave two squats about building a winning baseball program — took the ball and proved unworthy of a major league start with the milquetoast countenance of a guy who only recently regained the feeling in his right arm would: Needing 102 commandless pitches to retire 14 batters, just wild enough to be dangerous in the same way you might instinctively flinch if a 16´´softball was launched at 25 mph high and rainbowing down a bit snug to your chin.